Mixed Metaphors William Safire Scented Soy Candle 9oz Lawyer Gift Teacher Gift Proofreader Grammar Spelling

Light up your space with this candle- are perfect for grammar lovers who appreciate a good laugh. Each one features a witty reference to grammar rules, from misplaced apostrophes to the mighty semi-colon. Perfect for teachers, writers, and anyone who loves a clever quip, these candles aren’t just for burning—they’re for schooling. Whether you’re gifting them to a fellow grammar nerd or keeping them to add some literary flair to your home, these candles are guaranteed to make any room brighter and a little bit smarter.

Bonus points: this candle makes the perfect gift for your favorite grammar nerd, or that friend who still thinks commas are optional. Give it as a gentle nudge—or a not-so-subtle hint—that punctuation is serious business. Because, let’s be real, nothing says “I care about you” like helping someone avoid an Oxford comma catastrophe.

Product features
– Eco-friendly and non-toxic
– Reusable glass vessel
– Variety of scents to choose from
– Long burning time of 50-60 hours
– Compliant with safety standards

Care instructions
– Keep burning candle within sight. Keep away from children and pets. Never burn the candle near flammable items.