Douglas Adams Hitchhikers Guide Quip Future Perfect Verb Tense Scented Soy Candle 9oz Lawyer Gift Teacher Gift Grammar

Get ready to have lit the candle that will have perfectly captured your love for grammar! This 9 oz candle is a clever nod to verb tenses, with a quip about the future perfect that’ll make any language lover smile. Perfect for those who can’t resist a good grammar joke, this candle is a must-have for your home, office, or anywhere you want to showcase your linguistic prowess. Whether you’re gifting it to a fellow grammar nerd or keeping it for yourself, this candle will have been the perfect choice to brighten up your space with some wordy wit!

Bonus points: this candle makes the perfect gift for your favorite grammar nerd, or that friend who still thinks commas are optional. Give it as a gentle nudge—or a not-so-subtle hint—that punctuation is serious business. Because, let’s be real, nothing says “I care about you” like helping someone avoid an Oxford comma catastrophe.

Product features
– Eco-friendly and non-toxic
– Reusable glass vessel
– Variety of scents to choose from
– Long burning time of 50-60 hours
– Compliant with safety standards

Care instructions
– Keep burning candle within sight. Keep away from children and pets. Never burn the candle near flammable items.