Show off your literary chops with this 9 oz scented candle that’s all about the mighty semi-colon. Inspired by Kurt Vonnegut’s famous quip, this candle is perfect for anyone who knows their way around a sentence. Light it up and let the world know you’re not just educated—you’re punctuation-savvy. Whether you’re a college grad, a grammar geek, or just love a good Vonnegut reference, this candle is the perfect blend of brains and burn. Ideal for gifting or keeping.
Bonus points: this candle makes the perfect gift for your favorite grammar nerd, or that friend who still thinks commas are optional. Give it as a gentle nudge—or a not-so-subtle hint—that punctuation is serious business. Because, let’s be real, nothing says “I care about you” like helping someone avoid an Oxford comma catastrophe.
Product features
– Eco-friendly and non-toxic
– Reusable glass vessel
– Variety of scents to choose from
– Long burning time of 50-60 hours
– Compliant with safety standards
Care instructions
– Keep burning candle within sight. Keep away from children and pets. Never burn the candle near flammable items.