For The Font Critic, Graphic Designer, I am judging your font choice Scented Soy Candle, 9oz

Light up this candle and let the sweet aroma of silent judgment fill the air. Perfect for graphic artists, writers, and typesetters who know that Comic Sans isn’t just a font—it’s a crime. Relax, unwind, and let the flickering flame remind you that some fonts deserve to burn.

Ignite your disdain for bad design with our “Comic Sans isn’t just a font—it’s a crime” scented candle. Perfect for graphic designers, writers, artists, and typography snobs who know that Comic Sans belongs in the design hall of shame. This candle fills your space with a calming aroma while sending a bold message: bad fonts have no place here. Whether you’re working on a design project, writing your next bestseller, or simply relaxing, this candle is the perfect companion for those who take their fonts as seriously as their craft. Light it up, and let the world know that in your domain, design crimes won’t be tolerated.

The candle comes in a 9oz reusable glass vessel and offers a variety of scents to suit different preferences, including cinnamon vanilla, clean cotton, apple harvest, and more. It is eco-friendly, non-toxic, and compliant with ASTM safety standards, providing 50-60 hours of burn time.

Product features
– Eco-friendly and non-toxic
– Reusable glass vessel
– Variety of scents to choose from
– Long burning time of 50-60 hours
– Compliant with safety standards

Care instructions
– Keep burning candle within sight. Keep away from children and pets. Never burn the candle near flammable items.