Category: candles

 

Ignite your disdain for bad design with our “Comic Sans isn’t just a font—it’s a crime” scented candle. Perfect for graphic designers, writers, artists, and typography snobs who know that Comic Sans belongs in the design hall of shame. This candle fills your space with a calming aroma while sending a bold message: bad fonts have no place here. Whether you’re working on a design project, writing your next bestseller, or simply relaxing, this candle is the perfect companion for those who take their fonts as seriously as their craft. Light it up, and let the world know that in your domain, design crimes won’t be tolerated.

Product features
– Eco-friendly and non-toxic
– Reusable glass vessel
– Long burning time of 50-60 hours
– Compliant with safety standards
– Variety of scents to choose from:

• Cinnamon Vanilla scent combines the full-bodied scent of spicy cinnamon with the sweet and creamy accords of vanilla. This fragrance oil is infused with natural essential oils, including gurjun balsam
• Clean Cotton scent cotton blossom, Lemon on the top with complementing linen and powder, sandalwood and violet base
• Apple Harvest scent a true ripe apple fragrance oil combined with bright fruit notes and just a touch of spice. This fragrance is infused with natural essential oils, including cinnamon, nutmeg, clove, orange, and cedarwood
• Atlantis Whisper salty oceanic notes, dark musk, sandalwood, and a medley of essential oils evoking the lost city’s timeless allure
• Christmas Warmth a cozy blend of orange spice, fir, pine, and a smoky fireplace aroma infused with essential oils for festive warmth
• Coconut Cream + Cardamom exotic curry, zesty lemon, and rich butter top notes with a heart of creamy coconut, spicy pepper, and aromatic cardamom, finishing with a sweet, musky, powdery dry-down
• Peppered Passionfruit vibrant orange, fresh melon, lush green, and juicy pineapple top notes with a heart of succulent mango, creamy coconut, delicate jasmine, and tangy passionfruit grounded in a warm base of amber, musk, and sandalwood
• Unscented fragrance-free illumination, offering a subtle glow to any space without the distraction of scents
• Sea Salt + Orchid scent sea salt, ozone on the top with complementing jasmine, lily of the valley, green leaves and wood, tonka bean base
• White Sage + Lavender scent lavender on the top with complementing camphor, chamomile, sage, rosemary, with a sandalwood and cedarwood base

Care instructions
– Keep burning candle within sight. Keep away from children and pets. Never burn the candle near flammable items.

Light up this candle that’s here to school the world on apostrophe abuse. This 9 oz beauty isn’t just a candle—it’s a sassy reminder that grammar matters. Perfect for those who side-eye every rogue apostrophe they see. The label throws shade at the worst offenders, making it the perfect addition to your home, office, or anywhere you want to spark a grammar lesson. Gift it, keep it, but most importantly, let it burn with the fiery passion of a grammar nerd on a mission!

Bonus points: this candle makes the perfect gift for your favorite grammar nerd, or that friend who still thinks commas are optional. Give it as a gentle nudge—or a not-so-subtle hint—that punctuation is serious business. Because, let’s be real, nothing says “I care about you” like helping someone avoid an Oxford comma catastrophe.

Product features
– Eco-friendly and non-toxic
– Reusable glass vessel
– Long burning time of 50-60 hours
– Compliant with safety standards
– Variety of scents to choose from:

• Cinnamon Vanilla scent combines the full-bodied scent of spicy cinnamon with the sweet and creamy accords of vanilla. This fragrance oil is infused with natural essential oils, including gurjun balsam
• Clean Cotton scent cotton blossom, Lemon on the top with complementing linen and powder, sandalwood and violet base
• Apple Harvest scent a true ripe apple fragrance oil combined with bright fruit notes and just a touch of spice. This fragrance is infused with natural essential oils, including cinnamon, nutmeg, clove, orange, and cedarwood
• Atlantis Whisper salty oceanic notes, dark musk, sandalwood, and a medley of essential oils evoking the lost city’s timeless allure
• Christmas Warmth a cozy blend of orange spice, fir, pine, and a smoky fireplace aroma infused with essential oils for festive warmth
• Coconut Cream + Cardamom exotic curry, zesty lemon, and rich butter top notes with a heart of creamy coconut, spicy pepper, and aromatic cardamom, finishing with a sweet, musky, powdery dry-down
• Peppered Passionfruit vibrant orange, fresh melon, lush green, and juicy pineapple top notes with a heart of succulent mango, creamy coconut, delicate jasmine, and tangy passionfruit grounded in a warm base of amber, musk, and sandalwood
• Unscented fragrance-free illumination, offering a subtle glow to any space without the distraction of scents
• Sea Salt + Orchid scent sea salt, ozone on the top with complementing jasmine, lily of the valley, green leaves and wood, tonka bean base
• White Sage + Lavender scent lavender on the top with complementing camphor, chamomile, sage, rosemary, with a sandalwood and cedarwood base

Care instructions
– Keep burning candle within sight. Keep away from children and pets. Never burn the candle near flammable items.

The magic of verb tenses captured in this quote by Zadie Smith. Ideal for writers, editors, and grammar enthusiasts who appreciate a good pun. This candle doesn’t just light up a space—it throws open the door to verbal punning on the basis of tenses.. Whether you’re proofreading a draft or shaking your head at a spelling errorr, this candle draws the graces of grammar: spelling, punctuation, and structure . Light it, and let the world bask in the glow of the perfect sentence.

This candle makes the perfect gift for your favorite grammar nerd, or that friend who still thinks commas are optional.

Product features
– Eco-friendly and non-toxic
– Reusable glass vessel
– Long burning time of 50-60 hours
– Compliant with safety standards
– Variety of scents to choose from:

• Cinnamon Vanilla scent combines the full-bodied scent of spicy cinnamon with the sweet and creamy accords of vanilla. This fragrance oil is infused with natural essential oils, including gurjun balsam
• Clean Cotton scent cotton blossom, Lemon on the top with complementing linen and powder, sandalwood and violet base
• Apple Harvest scent a true ripe apple fragrance oil combined with bright fruit notes and just a touch of spice. This fragrance is infused with natural essential oils, including cinnamon, nutmeg, clove, orange, and cedarwood
• Atlantis Whisper salty oceanic notes, dark musk, sandalwood, and a medley of essential oils evoking the lost city’s timeless allure
• Christmas Warmth a cozy blend of orange spice, fir, pine, and a smoky fireplace aroma infused with essential oils for festive warmth
• Coconut Cream + Cardamom exotic curry, zesty lemon, and rich butter top notes with a heart of creamy coconut, spicy pepper, and aromatic cardamom, finishing with a sweet, musky, powdery dry-down
• Peppered Passionfruit vibrant orange, fresh melon, lush green, and juicy pineapple top notes with a heart of succulent mango, creamy coconut, delicate jasmine, and tangy passionfruit grounded in a warm base of amber, musk, and sandalwood
• Unscented fragrance-free illumination, offering a subtle glow to any space without the distraction of scents
• Sea Salt + Orchid scent sea salt, ozone on the top with complementing jasmine, lily of the valley, green leaves and wood, tonka bean base
• White Sage + Lavender scent lavender on the top with complementing camphor, chamomile, sage, rosemary, with a sandalwood and cedarwood base

Care instructions
– Keep burning candle within sight. Keep away from children and pets. Never burn the candle near flammable items.

 

Let the aroma of judgment waft through the room. Ideal for writers, editors, and grammar enthusiasts who wince at misplaced commas and runaway apostrophes. This candle doesn’t just light up a space—it throws shade at every poorly punctuated sentence. Whether you’re proofreading a draft or shaking your head at a punctuation disaster, this candle ensures that bad grammar doesn’t go unpunished. Light it, and let the world know that sloppy punctuation has been ruled to be very expensive.

Bonus points: this candle makes the perfect gift for your favorite grammar nerd, or that friend who still thinks commas are optional. Give it as a gentle nudge—or a not-so-subtle hint—that punctuation is serious business. Because, let’s be real, nothing says “I care about you” like helping someone avoid an Oxford comma catastrophe.

Product features
– Eco-friendly and non-toxic
– Reusable glass vessel
– Long burning time of 50-60 hours
– Compliant with safety standards
– Variety of scents to choose from:

• Cinnamon Vanilla scent combines the full-bodied scent of spicy cinnamon with the sweet and creamy accords of vanilla. This fragrance oil is infused with natural essential oils, including gurjun balsam
• Clean Cotton scent cotton blossom, Lemon on the top with complementing linen and powder, sandalwood and violet base
• Apple Harvest scent a true ripe apple fragrance oil combined with bright fruit notes and just a touch of spice. This fragrance is infused with natural essential oils, including cinnamon, nutmeg, clove, orange, and cedarwood
• Atlantis Whisper salty oceanic notes, dark musk, sandalwood, and a medley of essential oils evoking the lost city’s timeless allure
• Christmas Warmth a cozy blend of orange spice, fir, pine, and a smoky fireplace aroma infused with essential oils for festive warmth
• Coconut Cream + Cardamom exotic curry, zesty lemon, and rich butter top notes with a heart of creamy coconut, spicy pepper, and aromatic cardamom, finishing with a sweet, musky, powdery dry-down
• Peppered Passionfruit vibrant orange, fresh melon, lush green, and juicy pineapple top notes with a heart of succulent mango, creamy coconut, delicate jasmine, and tangy passionfruit grounded in a warm base of amber, musk, and sandalwood
• Unscented fragrance-free illumination, offering a subtle glow to any space without the distraction of scents
• Sea Salt + Orchid scent sea salt, ozone on the top with complementing jasmine, lily of the valley, green leaves and wood, tonka bean base
• White Sage + Lavender scent lavender on the top with complementing camphor, chamomile, sage, rosemary, with a sandalwood and cedarwood base

Care instructions
– Keep burning candle within sight. Keep away from children and pets. Never burn the candle near flammable items.