Litigation Lawyer Gift Soy Candle, Legal Gift for Law Student Associate Law School Grad Scented Soy Candle, 9oz

Light up the legal world with a candle that knows its way around a courtroom. This isn’t just any lawyer gift; it’s a flicker of humor wrapped in sophistication. Ideal for that attorney who has everything (except a sense of calm), this candle brings a touch of warmth to even the most intense depositions. Whether it’s for the boss, a paralegal, or a law school student cramming for finals, this candle is a nod to the legal grind they didn’t know they needed.
This scented soy candle is the perfect gift for a lawyer, law student, associate, or law school grad. The candle comes in a 9oz reusable glass vessel and offers a variety of scents to suit different preferences, including cinnamon vanilla, clean cotton, apple harvest, and more. It is eco-friendly, non-toxic, and compliant with ASTM safety standards, providing 50-60 hours of burn time.

Product features
– Eco-friendly and non-toxic
– Reusable glass vessel
– Variety of scents to choose from
– Long burning time of 50-60 hours
– Compliant with safety standards

Care instructions
– Keep burning candle within sight. Keep away from children and pets. Never burn the candle near flammable items.

The 5 Million Dollar Oxford Comma Lawyer Gift Soy Candle, Legal Gift for Law Student Associate Law School Grad Scented Soy Candle, 9oz

The absence of an Oxford Comma was the deciding factor in a $5 million settlement of a federal lawsuit in Maine

Light up the legal world with a candle that knows its way around a courtroom. This isn’t just any lawyer gift; it’s a flicker of humor wrapped in sophistication. Ideal for that attorney who has everything (except a sense of calm), this candle brings a touch of warmth to even the most intense depositions. Whether it’s for the boss, a paralegal, or a law school student cramming for finals, this candle is a nod to the legal grind they didn’t know they needed.

Packed with immersive aromas, these scented candles come in 9oz glass jars and are one size (2.8″ × 3.5″) (7.1cm × 8.8cm). Made with 100% natural soy wax blend, each candle features a 100% cotton wick and a permanent adhesive label where your custom designs can come alive.
.: Materials: 100% natural soy wax blend, 100% cotton wick and a glass jar
.: One size: 2.8″ × 3.5″ (7.1cm × 8.9cm)
.: Compliant with ASTM safety standards
.: Burning time: 50-60 hours
.: Glossy permanent adhesive label
.: Choose from nine different aromatic scents
.: Assembled in the USA from globally sourced parts
.: Please note: All scents have the same wax color

For The Sarcastic Litigation Lawyer Gift Soy Candle, Legal Gift for Law Student Associate Law School Grad Scented Soy Candle, 9oz

Light up the legal world with a candle that knows its way around a courtroom. This isn’t just any lawyer gift; it’s a flicker of humor wrapped in sophistication. Ideal for that attorney who has everything (except a sense of calm), this candle brings a touch of warmth to even the most intense depositions. Whether it’s for the boss, a paralegal, or a law school student cramming for finals, this candle is a nod to the legal grind they didn’t know they needed.This scented soy candle is the perfect gift for a lawyer, law student, associate, or law school grad. The candle comes in a 9oz reusable glass vessel and offers a variety of scents to suit different preferences, including cinnamon vanilla, clean cotton, apple harvest, and more. It is eco-friendly, non-toxic, and compliant with ASTM safety standards, providing 50-60 hours of burn time.

Product features
– Eco-friendly and non-toxic
– Reusable glass vessel
– Long burning time of 50-60 hours
– Compliant with safety standards
– Variety of scents to choose from:

  • Cinnamon Vanilla scent combines the full-bodied scent of spicy cinnamon with the sweet and creamy accords of vanilla. This fragrance oil is infused with natural essential oils, including gurjun balsam
  • Clean Cotton scent cotton blossom, Lemon on the top with complementing linen and powder, sandalwood and violet base
  • Apple Harvest scent a true ripe apple fragrance oil combined with bright fruit notes and just a touch of spice. This fragrance is infused with natural essential oils, including cinnamon, nutmeg, clove, orange, and cedarwood
  • Atlantis Whisper salty oceanic notes, dark musk, sandalwood, and a medley of essential oils evoking the lost city’s timeless allure
  • Christmas Warmth a cozy blend of orange spice, fir, pine, and a smoky fireplace aroma infused with essential oils for festive warmth
  • Coconut Cream + Cardamom exotic curry, zesty lemon, and rich butter top notes with a heart of creamy coconut, spicy pepper, and aromatic cardamom, finishing with a sweet, musky, powdery dry-down
  • Peppered Passionfruit vibrant orange, fresh melon, lush green, and juicy pineapple top notes with a heart of succulent mango, creamy coconut, delicate jasmine, and tangy passionfruit grounded in a warm base of amber, musk, and sandalwood
  • Unscented fragrance-free illumination, offering a subtle glow to any space without the distraction of scents
  • Sea Salt + Orchid scent sea salt, ozone on the top with complementing jasmine, lily of the valley, green leaves and wood, tonka bean base
  • White Sage + Lavender scent lavender on the top with complementing camphor, chamomile, sage, rosemary, with a sandalwood and cedarwood base

Care instructions
– Keep burning candle within sight. Keep away from children and pets. Never burn the candle near flammable items.

For The Font Critic, Graphic Designer, I am judging your font choice Scented Soy Candle, 9oz

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Light up this candle and let the sweet aroma of silent judgment fill the air. Perfect for graphic artists, writers, and typesetters who know that Comic Sans isn’t just a font—it’s a crime. Relax, unwind, and let the flickering flame remind you that some fonts deserve to burn.

The candle comes in a 9oz reusable glass vessel and offers a variety of scents to suit different preferences, including cinnamon vanilla, clean cotton, apple harvest, and more. It is eco-friendly, non-toxic, and compliant with ASTM safety standards, providing 50-60 hours of burn time.

Product features
– Eco-friendly and non-toxic
– Reusable glass vessel
– Long burning time of 50-60 hours
– Compliant with safety standards
– Variety of scents to choose from:

  • Cinnamon Vanilla scent combines the full-bodied scent of spicy cinnamon with the sweet and creamy accords of vanilla. This fragrance oil is infused with natural essential oils, including gurjun balsam
  • Clean Cotton scent cotton blossom, Lemon on the top with complementing linen and powder, sandalwood and violet base
  • Apple Harvest scent a true ripe apple fragrance oil combined with bright fruit notes and just a touch of spice. This fragrance is infused with natural essential oils, including cinnamon, nutmeg, clove, orange, and cedarwood
  • Atlantis Whisper salty oceanic notes, dark musk, sandalwood, and a medley of essential oils evoking the lost city’s timeless allure
  • Christmas Warmth a cozy blend of orange spice, fir, pine, and a smoky fireplace aroma infused with essential oils for festive warmth
  • Coconut Cream + Cardamom exotic curry, zesty lemon, and rich butter top notes with a heart of creamy coconut, spicy pepper, and aromatic cardamom, finishing with a sweet, musky, powdery dry-down
  • Peppered Passionfruit vibrant orange, fresh melon, lush green, and juicy pineapple top notes with a heart of succulent mango, creamy coconut, delicate jasmine, and tangy passionfruit grounded in a warm base of amber, musk, and sandalwood
  • Unscented fragrance-free illumination, offering a subtle glow to any space without the distraction of scents
  • Sea Salt + Orchid scent sea salt, ozone on the top with complementing jasmine, lily of the valley, green leaves and wood, tonka bean base
  • White Sage + Lavender scent lavender on the top with complementing camphor, chamomile, sage, rosemary, with a sandalwood and cedarwood base

Care instructions
– Keep burning candle within sight. Keep away from children and pets. Never burn the candle near flammable items.

For The Font Critic, Graphic Designer, Comic Sans isn’t just a font—it’s a crime Scented Soy Candle, 9oz

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Ignite your disdain for bad design with our “Comic Sans isn’t just a font—it’s a crime” scented candle. Perfect for graphic designers, writers, artists, and typography snobs who know that Comic Sans belongs in the design hall of shame. This candle fills your space with a calming aroma while sending a bold message: bad fonts have no place here. Whether you’re working on a design project, writing your next bestseller, or simply relaxing, this candle is the perfect companion for those who take their fonts as seriously as their craft. Light it up, and let the world know that in your domain, design crimes won’t be tolerated.

Product features
– Eco-friendly and non-toxic
– Reusable glass vessel
– Long burning time of 50-60 hours
– Compliant with safety standards
– Variety of scents to choose from:

  • Cinnamon Vanilla scent combines the full-bodied scent of spicy cinnamon with the sweet and creamy accords of vanilla. This fragrance oil is infused with natural essential oils, including gurjun balsam
  • Clean Cotton scent cotton blossom, Lemon on the top with complementing linen and powder, sandalwood and violet base
  • Apple Harvest scent a true ripe apple fragrance oil combined with bright fruit notes and just a touch of spice. This fragrance is infused with natural essential oils, including cinnamon, nutmeg, clove, orange, and cedarwood
  • Atlantis Whisper salty oceanic notes, dark musk, sandalwood, and a medley of essential oils evoking the lost city’s timeless allure
  • Christmas Warmth a cozy blend of orange spice, fir, pine, and a smoky fireplace aroma infused with essential oils for festive warmth
  • Coconut Cream + Cardamom exotic curry, zesty lemon, and rich butter top notes with a heart of creamy coconut, spicy pepper, and aromatic cardamom, finishing with a sweet, musky, powdery dry-down
  • Peppered Passionfruit vibrant orange, fresh melon, lush green, and juicy pineapple top notes with a heart of succulent mango, creamy coconut, delicate jasmine, and tangy passionfruit grounded in a warm base of amber, musk, and sandalwood
  • Unscented fragrance-free illumination, offering a subtle glow to any space without the distraction of scents
  • Sea Salt + Orchid scent sea salt, ozone on the top with complementing jasmine, lily of the valley, green leaves and wood, tonka bean base
  • White Sage + Lavender scent lavender on the top with complementing camphor, chamomile, sage, rosemary, with a sandalwood and cedarwood base

Care instructions
– Keep burning candle within sight. Keep away from children and pets. Never burn the candle near flammable items.

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For The Font Critic, Graphic Designer, I am judging your font choice Scented Soy Candle, 9oz

Light up this candle and let the sweet aroma of silent judgment fill the air. Perfect for graphic artists, writers, and typesetters who know that Comic Sans isn’t just a font—it’s a crime. Relax, unwind, and let the flickering flame remind you that some fonts deserve to burn.

Ignite your disdain for bad design with our “Comic Sans isn’t just a font—it’s a crime” scented candle. Perfect for graphic designers, writers, artists, and typography snobs who know that Comic Sans belongs in the design hall of shame. This candle fills your space with a calming aroma while sending a bold message: bad fonts have no place here. Whether you’re working on a design project, writing your next bestseller, or simply relaxing, this candle is the perfect companion for those who take their fonts as seriously as their craft. Light it up, and let the world know that in your domain, design crimes won’t be tolerated.

The candle comes in a 9oz reusable glass vessel and offers a variety of scents to suit different preferences, including cinnamon vanilla, clean cotton, apple harvest, and more. It is eco-friendly, non-toxic, and compliant with ASTM safety standards, providing 50-60 hours of burn time.

Product features
– Eco-friendly and non-toxic
– Reusable glass vessel
– Variety of scents to choose from
– Long burning time of 50-60 hours
– Compliant with safety standards

Care instructions
– Keep burning candle within sight. Keep away from children and pets. Never burn the candle near flammable items.

I am judging your punctuation Scented Soy Candle, 9oz

Let the aroma of judgment waft through the room. Ideal for writers, editors, and grammar enthusiasts who wince at misplaced commas and runaway apostrophes. This candle doesn’t just light up a space—it throws shade at every poorly punctuated sentence. Whether you’re proofreading a draft or shaking your head at a punctuation disaster, this candle ensures that bad grammar doesn’t go unpunished. Light it, and let the world know that sloppy punctuation is a burning offense!

Bonus points: this candle makes the perfect gift for your favorite grammar nerd, or that friend who still thinks commas are optional. Give it as a gentle nudge—or a not-so-subtle hint—that punctuation is serious business. Because, let’s be real, nothing says “I care about you” like helping someone avoid an Oxford comma catastrophe.

Product features
– Eco-friendly and non-toxic
– Reusable glass vessel
– Variety of scents to choose from
– Long burning time of 50-60 hours
– Compliant with safety standards

Care instructions
– Keep burning candle within sight. Keep away from children and pets. Never burn the candle near flammable items.

A Missing (& very expensive) Oxford comma Scented Soy Candle, 9oz Lawyer Gift Legal Gift Proofreader Grammar Spelling

 

Let the aroma of judgment waft through the room. Ideal for writers, editors, and grammar enthusiasts who wince at misplaced commas and runaway apostrophes. This candle doesn’t just light up a space—it throws shade at every poorly punctuated sentence. Whether you’re proofreading a draft or shaking your head at a punctuation disaster, this candle ensures that bad grammar doesn’t go unpunished. Light it, and let the world know that sloppy punctuation has been ruled to be very expensive.

Bonus points: this candle makes the perfect gift for your favorite grammar nerd, or that friend who still thinks commas are optional. Give it as a gentle nudge—or a not-so-subtle hint—that punctuation is serious business. Because, let’s be real, nothing says “I care about you” like helping someone avoid an Oxford comma catastrophe.

Product features
– Eco-friendly and non-toxic
– Reusable glass vessel
– Long burning time of 50-60 hours
– Compliant with safety standards
– Variety of scents to choose from:

  • Cinnamon Vanilla scent combines the full-bodied scent of spicy cinnamon with the sweet and creamy accords of vanilla. This fragrance oil is infused with natural essential oils, including gurjun balsam
  • Clean Cotton scent cotton blossom, Lemon on the top with complementing linen and powder, sandalwood and violet base
  • Apple Harvest scent a true ripe apple fragrance oil combined with bright fruit notes and just a touch of spice. This fragrance is infused with natural essential oils, including cinnamon, nutmeg, clove, orange, and cedarwood
  • Atlantis Whisper salty oceanic notes, dark musk, sandalwood, and a medley of essential oils evoking the lost city’s timeless allure
  • Christmas Warmth a cozy blend of orange spice, fir, pine, and a smoky fireplace aroma infused with essential oils for festive warmth
  • Coconut Cream + Cardamom exotic curry, zesty lemon, and rich butter top notes with a heart of creamy coconut, spicy pepper, and aromatic cardamom, finishing with a sweet, musky, powdery dry-down
  • Peppered Passionfruit vibrant orange, fresh melon, lush green, and juicy pineapple top notes with a heart of succulent mango, creamy coconut, delicate jasmine, and tangy passionfruit grounded in a warm base of amber, musk, and sandalwood
  • Unscented fragrance-free illumination, offering a subtle glow to any space without the distraction of scents
  • Sea Salt + Orchid scent sea salt, ozone on the top with complementing jasmine, lily of the valley, green leaves and wood, tonka bean base
  • White Sage + Lavender scent lavender on the top with complementing camphor, chamomile, sage, rosemary, with a sandalwood and cedarwood base

Care instructions
– Keep burning candle within sight. Keep away from children and pets. Never burn the candle near flammable items.

The past is always tense, the future perfect Scented Soy Candle, 9oz Grammar Gift Teacher Lawyer Proofreader

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The magic of verb tenses captured in this quote by Zadie Smith. Ideal for writers, editors, and grammar enthusiasts who appreciate a good pun. This candle doesn’t just light up a space—it throws open the door to verbal punning on the basis of tenses.. Whether you’re proofreading a draft or shaking your head at a spelling errorr, this candle draws the graces of grammar: spelling, punctuation, and structure . Light it, and let the world bask in the glow of the perfect sentence.

This candle makes the perfect gift for your favorite grammar nerd, or that friend who still thinks commas are optional.

Product features
– Eco-friendly and non-toxic
– Reusable glass vessel
– Long burning time of 50-60 hours
– Compliant with safety standards
– Variety of scents to choose from:

  • Cinnamon Vanilla scent combines the full-bodied scent of spicy cinnamon with the sweet and creamy accords of vanilla. This fragrance oil is infused with natural essential oils, including gurjun balsam
  • Clean Cotton scent cotton blossom, Lemon on the top with complementing linen and powder, sandalwood and violet base
  • Apple Harvest scent a true ripe apple fragrance oil combined with bright fruit notes and just a touch of spice. This fragrance is infused with natural essential oils, including cinnamon, nutmeg, clove, orange, and cedarwood
  • Atlantis Whisper salty oceanic notes, dark musk, sandalwood, and a medley of essential oils evoking the lost city’s timeless allure
  • Christmas Warmth a cozy blend of orange spice, fir, pine, and a smoky fireplace aroma infused with essential oils for festive warmth
  • Coconut Cream + Cardamom exotic curry, zesty lemon, and rich butter top notes with a heart of creamy coconut, spicy pepper, and aromatic cardamom, finishing with a sweet, musky, powdery dry-down
  • Peppered Passionfruit vibrant orange, fresh melon, lush green, and juicy pineapple top notes with a heart of succulent mango, creamy coconut, delicate jasmine, and tangy passionfruit grounded in a warm base of amber, musk, and sandalwood
  • Unscented fragrance-free illumination, offering a subtle glow to any space without the distraction of scents
  • Sea Salt + Orchid scent sea salt, ozone on the top with complementing jasmine, lily of the valley, green leaves and wood, tonka bean base
  • White Sage + Lavender scent lavender on the top with complementing camphor, chamomile, sage, rosemary, with a sandalwood and cedarwood base

Care instructions
– Keep burning candle within sight. Keep away from children and pets. Never burn the candle near flammable items.

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Grammatical errors should not be ignored Scented Soy Candle, 9oz

Let the aroma of judgment waft through the room. Ideal for writers, editors, and grammar enthusiasts who wince at grammatical errors. This candle doesn’t just light up a space—it throws shade at every poorly structured sentence. Whether you’re proofreading a draft or shaking your head at a punctuation disaster, this candle ensures that bad grammar doesn’t go unpunished. Light it, and let the world know that ludicrously ungrammatical sentences are a burning offense!

Bonus points: this candle makes the perfect gift for your favorite grammar nerd, or that friend who still thinks commas are optional. Give it as a gentle nudge—or a not-so-subtle hint—that punctuation is serious business. Because, let’s be real, nothing says “I care about you” like helping someone avoid an unforgivable grammar catastrophe.

Product features
– Eco-friendly and non-toxic
– Reusable glass vessel
– Variety of scents to choose from
– Long burning time of 50-60 hours
– Compliant with safety standards

Care instructions
– Keep burning candle within sight. Keep away from children and pets. Never burn the candle near flammable items.