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Prove You Went to College: use a Semi-Colon Candle Kurt Vonnegut Scented Soy Candle 9oz Lawyer Gift Legal Gift Proofreader Grammar Spelling

Show off your literary chops with this 9 oz scented candle that’s all about the mighty semi-colon. Inspired by Kurt Vonnegut’s famous quip, this candle is perfect for anyone who knows their way around a sentence. Light it up and let the world know you’re not just educated—you’re punctuation-savvy. Whether you’re a college grad, a grammar geek, or just love a good Vonnegut reference, this candle is the perfect blend of brains and burn. Ideal for gifting or keeping.

Bonus points: this candle makes the perfect gift for your favorite grammar nerd, or that friend who still thinks commas are optional. Give it as a gentle nudge—or a not-so-subtle hint—that punctuation is serious business. Because, let’s be real, nothing says “I care about you” like helping someone avoid an Oxford comma catastrophe.

Product features
– Eco-friendly and non-toxic
– Reusable glass vessel
– Variety of scents to choose from
– Long burning time of 50-60 hours
– Compliant with safety standards

Care instructions
– Keep burning candle within sight. Keep away from children and pets. Never burn the candle near flammable items.

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Ambrose Pierce Definition of Grammar Scented Soy Candle 9oz Lawyer Gift Legal Gift Proofreader Grammar Spelling

Light up your space with this candle- are perfect for grammar lovers who appreciate a good laugh. Each one features a witty reference to grammar rules, from misplaced apostrophes to the mighty semi-colon. Perfect for teachers, writers, and anyone who loves a clever quip, these candles aren’t just for burning—they’re for schooling. Whether you’re gifting them to a fellow grammar nerd or keeping them to add some literary flair to your home, these candles are guaranteed to make any room brighter and a little bit smarter.

Bonus points: this candle makes the perfect gift for your favorite grammar nerd, or that friend who still thinks commas are optional. Give it as a gentle nudge—or a not-so-subtle hint—that punctuation is serious business. Because, let’s be real, nothing says “I care about you” like helping someone avoid an Oxford comma catastrophe.

Product features
– Eco-friendly and non-toxic
– Reusable glass vessel
– Long burning time of 50-60 hours
– Compliant with safety standards
– Variety of scents to choose from:

  • Cinnamon Vanilla scent combines the full-bodied scent of spicy cinnamon with the sweet and creamy accords of vanilla. This fragrance oil is infused with natural essential oils, including gurjun balsam
  • Clean Cotton scent cotton blossom, Lemon on the top with complementing linen and powder, sandalwood and violet base
  • Apple Harvest scent a true ripe apple fragrance oil combined with bright fruit notes and just a touch of spice. This fragrance is infused with natural essential oils, including cinnamon, nutmeg, clove, orange, and cedarwood
  • Atlantis Whisper salty oceanic notes, dark musk, sandalwood, and a medley of essential oils evoking the lost city’s timeless allure
  • Christmas Warmth a cozy blend of orange spice, fir, pine, and a smoky fireplace aroma infused with essential oils for festive warmth
  • Coconut Cream + Cardamom exotic curry, zesty lemon, and rich butter top notes with a heart of creamy coconut, spicy pepper, and aromatic cardamom, finishing with a sweet, musky, powdery dry-down
  • Peppered Passionfruit vibrant orange, fresh melon, lush green, and juicy pineapple top notes with a heart of succulent mango, creamy coconut, delicate jasmine, and tangy passionfruit grounded in a warm base of amber, musk, and sandalwood
  • Unscented fragrance-free illumination, offering a subtle glow to any space without the distraction of scents
  • Sea Salt + Orchid scent sea salt, ozone on the top with complementing jasmine, lily of the valley, green leaves and wood, tonka bean base
  • White Sage + Lavender scent lavender on the top with complementing camphor, chamomile, sage, rosemary, with a sandalwood and cedarwood base

Care instructions
– Keep burning candle within sight. Keep away from children and pets. Never burn the candle near flammable items.

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Past Present & Future Walked Into Bar Verb Tense Scented Soy Candle 9oz Lawyer Gift Teacher Gift Grammar Nerd

Get ready to have lit the candle that will have perfectly captured your love for grammar! This 9 oz candle is a clever nod to verb tenses, with a quip about the future perfect that’ll make any language lover smile. Perfect for those who can’t resist a good grammar joke, this candle is a must-have for your home, office, or anywhere you want to showcase your linguistic prowess. Whether you’re gifting it to a fellow grammar nerd or keeping it for yourself, this candle will have been the perfect choice to brighten up your space with some wordy wit!

Bonus points: this candle makes the perfect gift for your favorite grammar nerd, or that friend who still thinks commas are optional. Give it as a gentle nudge—or a not-so-subtle hint—that punctuation is serious business. Because, let’s be real, nothing says “I care about you” like helping someone avoid an grammar catastrophe.

Product features
– Eco-friendly and non-toxic
– Reusable glass vessel
– Variety of scents to choose from
– Long burning time of 50-60 hours
– Compliant with safety standards

Care instructions
– Keep burning candle within sight. Keep away from children and pets. Never burn the candle near flammable items.

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Important Commas Quote Flowers For Algernon Lawyer Gift Teacher Grammar Nerd 9 oz Gift Scented Candle

this candle makes the perfect gift for your favorite grammar nerd, or that friend who still thinks commas are optional. Give it as a gentle nudge—or a not-so-subtle hint—that punctuation is serious business. Because, let’s be real, nothing says “I care about you” like helping someone avoid an Oxford comma catastrophe.

Product features
– Eco-friendly and non-toxic
– Reusable glass vessel
– Variety of scents to choose from
– Long burning time of 50-60 hours
– Compliant with safety standards

Care instructions
– Keep burning candle within sight. Keep away from children and pets. Never burn the candle near flammable items.

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A Semicolon in a poem Scented Soy Candle, 9oz Lawyer Gift Teacher Gift Grammar Fan

 

Let the aroma of judgment waft through the room. Ideal for writers, editors, and grammar enthusiasts who wince at grammatical errors. This candle doesn’t just light up a space—it throws shade at every poorly structured sentence. Whether you’re proofreading a draft or shaking your head at a punctuation disaster, this candle ensures that bad grammar doesn’t go unpunished. Light it, and let the world know that ludicrously ungrammatical sentences are a burning offense!

Bonus points: this candle makes the perfect gift for your favorite grammar nerd, or that friend who still thinks commas are optional. Give it as a gentle nudge—or a not-so-subtle hint—that punctuation is serious business. Because, let’s be real, nothing says “I care about you” like helping someone avoid an unforgivable grammar catastrophe.

Product features
– Eco-friendly and non-toxic
– Reusable glass vessel
– Long burning time of 50-60 hours
– Compliant with safety standards
– Variety of scents to choose from:

  • Cinnamon Vanilla scent combines the full-bodied scent of spicy cinnamon with the sweet and creamy accords of vanilla. This fragrance oil is infused with natural essential oils, including gurjun balsam
  • Clean Cotton scent cotton blossom, Lemon on the top with complementing linen and powder, sandalwood and violet base
  • Apple Harvest scent a true ripe apple fragrance oil combined with bright fruit notes and just a touch of spice. This fragrance is infused with natural essential oils, including cinnamon, nutmeg, clove, orange, and cedarwood
  • Atlantis Whisper salty oceanic notes, dark musk, sandalwood, and a medley of essential oils evoking the lost city’s timeless allure
  • Christmas Warmth a cozy blend of orange spice, fir, pine, and a smoky fireplace aroma infused with essential oils for festive warmth
  • Coconut Cream + Cardamom exotic curry, zesty lemon, and rich butter top notes with a heart of creamy coconut, spicy pepper, and aromatic cardamom, finishing with a sweet, musky, powdery dry-down
  • Peppered Passionfruit vibrant orange, fresh melon, lush green, and juicy pineapple top notes with a heart of succulent mango, creamy coconut, delicate jasmine, and tangy passionfruit grounded in a warm base of amber, musk, and sandalwood
  • Unscented fragrance-free illumination, offering a subtle glow to any space without the distraction of scents
  • Sea Salt + Orchid scent sea salt, ozone on the top with complementing jasmine, lily of the valley, green leaves and wood, tonka bean base
  • White Sage + Lavender scent lavender on the top with complementing camphor, chamomile, sage, rosemary, with a sandalwood and cedarwood base

Care instructions
– Keep burning candle within sight. Keep away from children and pets. Never burn the candle near flammable items.

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Nouns are Daggers Jorge Luis Borges Scented Soy Candle 9oz Lawyer Gift Teacher Gift Proofreader Grammar Spelling

Light up your space with this candle- are perfect for grammar lovers who appreciate a good laugh. Each one features a witty reference to grammar rules, from misplaced apostrophes to the mighty semi-colon. Perfect for teachers, writers, and anyone who loves a clever quip, these candles aren’t just for burning—they’re for schooling. Whether you’re gifting them to a fellow grammar nerd or keeping them to add some literary flair to your home, these candles are guaranteed to make any room brighter and a little bit smarter.

Bonus points: this candle makes the perfect gift for your favorite grammar nerd, or that friend who still thinks commas are optional. Give it as a gentle nudge—or a not-so-subtle hint—that punctuation is serious business. Because, let’s be real, nothing says “I care about you” like helping someone avoid an Oxford comma catastrophe.

Product features
– Eco-friendly and non-toxic
– Reusable glass vessel
– Variety of scents to choose from
– Long burning time of 50-60 hours
– Compliant with safety standards

Care instructions
– Keep burning candle within sight. Keep away from children and pets. Never burn the candle near flammable items.

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Diagramming Sentences Gertrude Stein Scented Soy Candle 9oz Teacher Gift Proofreader Grammar Spelling

Light up your space with this candle- are perfect for grammar lovers who appreciate a good laugh. Each one features a witty reference to grammar rules, from misplaced apostrophes to the mighty semi-colon. Perfect for teachers, writers, and anyone who loves a clever quip, these candles aren’t just for burning—they’re for schooling. Whether you’re gifting them to a fellow grammar nerd or keeping them to add some literary flair to your home, these candles are guaranteed to make any room brighter and a little bit smarter.

Bonus points: this candle makes the perfect gift for your favorite grammar nerd, or that friend who still thinks commas are optional. Give it as a gentle nudge—or a not-so-subtle hint—that punctuation is serious business. Because, let’s be real, nothing says “I care about you” like helping someone avoid an Oxford comma catastrophe.

Product features
– Eco-friendly and non-toxic
– Reusable glass vessel
– Variety of scents to choose from
– Long burning time of 50-60 hours
– Compliant with safety standards

Care instructions
– Keep burning candle within sight. Keep away from children and pets. Never burn the candle near flammable items.

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Avoid Cliches William Safire Scented Soy Candle 9oz Lawyer Gift Teacher Gift Proofreader Grammar Spelling

 

Light up your space with this candle- are perfect for grammar lovers who appreciate a good laugh. Each one features a witty reference to grammar rules, from misplaced apostrophes to the mighty semi-colon. Perfect for teachers, writers, and anyone who loves a clever quip, these candles aren’t just for burning—they’re for schooling. Whether you’re gifting them to a fellow grammar nerd or keeping them to add some literary flair to your home, these candles are guaranteed to make any room brighter and a little bit smarter.

Bonus points: this candle makes the perfect gift for your favorite grammar nerd, or that friend who still thinks commas are optional. Give it as a gentle nudge—or a not-so-subtle hint—that punctuation is serious business. Because, let’s be real, nothing says “I care about you” like helping someone avoid an Oxford comma catastrophe.

Product features
– Eco-friendly and non-toxic
– Reusable glass vessel
– Long burning time of 50-60 hours
– Compliant with safety standards
– Variety of scents to choose from:

  • Cinnamon Vanilla scent combines the full-bodied scent of spicy cinnamon with the sweet and creamy accords of vanilla. This fragrance oil is infused with natural essential oils, including gurjun balsam
  • Clean Cotton scent cotton blossom, Lemon on the top with complementing linen and powder, sandalwood and violet base
  • Apple Harvest scent a true ripe apple fragrance oil combined with bright fruit notes and just a touch of spice. This fragrance is infused with natural essential oils, including cinnamon, nutmeg, clove, orange, and cedarwood
  • Atlantis Whisper salty oceanic notes, dark musk, sandalwood, and a medley of essential oils evoking the lost city’s timeless allure
  • Christmas Warmth a cozy blend of orange spice, fir, pine, and a smoky fireplace aroma infused with essential oils for festive warmth
  • Coconut Cream + Cardamom exotic curry, zesty lemon, and rich butter top notes with a heart of creamy coconut, spicy pepper, and aromatic cardamom, finishing with a sweet, musky, powdery dry-down
  • Peppered Passionfruit vibrant orange, fresh melon, lush green, and juicy pineapple top notes with a heart of succulent mango, creamy coconut, delicate jasmine, and tangy passionfruit grounded in a warm base of amber, musk, and sandalwood
  • Unscented fragrance-free illumination, offering a subtle glow to any space without the distraction of scents
  • Sea Salt + Orchid scent sea salt, ozone on the top with complementing jasmine, lily of the valley, green leaves and wood, tonka bean base
  • White Sage + Lavender scent lavender on the top with complementing camphor, chamomile, sage, rosemary, with a sandalwood and cedarwood base

Care instructions
– Keep burning candle within sight. Keep away from children and pets. Never burn the candle near flammable items.

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Grammar More Than One Way To Tell Someone They Are Wrong Scented Soy Candle 9oz Lawyer Gift Teacher Gift Proofreader Grammar Spelling

Light up your space with this candle- are perfect for grammar lovers who appreciate a good laugh. Each one features a witty reference to grammar rules, from misplaced apostrophes to the mighty semi-colon. Perfect for teachers, writers, and anyone who loves a clever quip, these candles aren’t just for burning—they’re for schooling. Whether you’re gifting them to a fellow grammar nerd or keeping them to add some literary flair to your home, these candles are guaranteed to make any room brighter and a little bit smarter.

Bonus points: this candle makes the perfect gift for your favorite grammar nerd, or that friend who still thinks commas are optional. Give it as a gentle nudge—or a not-so-subtle hint—that punctuation is serious business. Because, let’s be real, nothing says “I care about you” like helping someone avoid an Oxford comma catastrophe.

Product features
– Eco-friendly and non-toxic
– Reusable glass vessel
– Variety of scents to choose from
– Long burning time of 50-60 hours
– Compliant with safety standards

Care instructions
– Keep burning candle within sight. Keep away from children and pets. Never burn the candle near flammable items.

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Do Not Use Commas Like A Stupid Person Scented Soy Candle 9oz Lawyer Gift Teacher Gift Proofreader Grammar Spelling

Light up your space with this candle- are perfect for grammar lovers who appreciate a good laugh. Each one features a witty reference to grammar rules, from misplaced apostrophes to the mighty semi-colon. Perfect for teachers, writers, and anyone who loves a clever quip, these candles aren’t just for burning—they’re for schooling. Whether you’re gifting them to a fellow grammar nerd or keeping them to add some literary flair to your home, these candles are guaranteed to make any room brighter and a little bit smarter.

Bonus points: this candle makes the perfect gift for your favorite grammar nerd, or that friend who still thinks commas are optional. Give it as a gentle nudge—or a not-so-subtle hint—that punctuation is serious business. Because, let’s be real, nothing says “I care about you” like helping someone avoid an Oxford comma catastrophe.

Product features
– Eco-friendly and non-toxic
– Reusable glass vessel
– Long burning time of 50-60 hours
– Compliant with safety standards
– Variety of scents to choose from:

  • Cinnamon Vanilla scent combines the full-bodied scent of spicy cinnamon with the sweet and creamy accords of vanilla. This fragrance oil is infused with natural essential oils, including gurjun balsam
  • Clean Cotton scent cotton blossom, Lemon on the top with complementing linen and powder, sandalwood and violet base
  • Apple Harvest scent a true ripe apple fragrance oil combined with bright fruit notes and just a touch of spice. This fragrance is infused with natural essential oils, including cinnamon, nutmeg, clove, orange, and cedarwood
  • Atlantis Whisper salty oceanic notes, dark musk, sandalwood, and a medley of essential oils evoking the lost city’s timeless allure
  • Christmas Warmth a cozy blend of orange spice, fir, pine, and a smoky fireplace aroma infused with essential oils for festive warmth
  • Coconut Cream + Cardamom exotic curry, zesty lemon, and rich butter top notes with a heart of creamy coconut, spicy pepper, and aromatic cardamom, finishing with a sweet, musky, powdery dry-down
  • Peppered Passionfruit vibrant orange, fresh melon, lush green, and juicy pineapple top notes with a heart of succulent mango, creamy coconut, delicate jasmine, and tangy passionfruit grounded in a warm base of amber, musk, and sandalwood
  • Unscented fragrance-free illumination, offering a subtle glow to any space without the distraction of scents
  • Sea Salt + Orchid scent sea salt, ozone on the top with complementing jasmine, lily of the valley, green leaves and wood, tonka bean base
  • White Sage + Lavender scent lavender on the top with complementing camphor, chamomile, sage, rosemary, with a sandalwood and cedarwood base

Care instructions
– Keep burning candle within sight. Keep away from children and pets. Never burn the candle near flammable items.